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08.06.2025 12:14

Unacceptable again!
No way
Loons and Moons
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!