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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 12:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No way

Loons and Moons

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Texas woman died after rinsing sinuses with infected tap water — here’s how to keep yourself safe - New York Post

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

The most EV-friendly country in the world is still loyal to Tesla, as Model Y sales surge in May - Fortune